January 2011
When you close the wrong tab
scrotum-death:
I wish Tumblr was connected to our closets and...
Wedding Dress (my remix)
Everytime you smile at me
Everytime you came hug me
I just wanna say i love you BabyEverytime you wave me hi
everytime you kiss me goodbye
everyday thats how i want it to be
now look at us
time has fly
we’re married now
oh never mind
things have change
just like my name
i’m baby now
not john or kate
come to me
Im always free
now live it up
the illest wil be
the one...
the person you like post a new facebook pic
and you’re all like
you all happy and shit , thinking you gone be the first to comment
click on the picture to see another bitch beat you to it !
her comment says ” aww babe you look cute ” now you like
now you facebook stalking , waiting to see what he/she gone say back
you click refresh and they respond ” thank yu babe , i love you ” and now yu like
which turns into
...
When you're with your friends and
ilyketurtles:
One of them says something funny
You laugh so hard you become a cat
Then decide to start dancing
Now you’re halfway through reading this and you realize it doesn’t make sense
But you reblog it anyway
And then you question your sanity, and why you are still reading this
But it doesn’t matter because you’re awesome.
When you find out that the person next to you...
Chuck E. Cheese
holdon4theride:
Your mom tells you ” We’re going to Chuck E. Cheese:
You walk into Chuck E. Cheese like:
You’re eating pizza like:
Getting Tickets:
Little kids try to steal your tickets:
If you see a token on the ground:
You hit on MILF’s like:
If you see tickets just sitting in the machine:
Every time Chucky comes out in the mouse suit:
Then you leave and go back to...
Re-Introdution
The awkward moment when Rihanna sees a girl and...
Moon walk
Expectations:
Reality:
Watchbooyouallysen:
awwwwwwwwwwwhhhh !
Randomly in class...
heeyitstrizzia:
i’ll look to my friend like
and she’ll be all like
and then we’ll just both go
EVERYDAY! HAHAHAHA
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ WHO CARES, I'M AWESOME
askinnyblackman:
so…single
I'll be in a car and see some grafitti,
bigdreamsandhighhopes:
And I’ll think “How the fuck do they get up that high?”
AND HOW DIDN’T ANYBODY SEE THEM DO IT ??
When someone insults you.
Dear old bestfriend,
alfreddosauce:
whatthefrancis:
Even though I get to sometimes hang out with you and see you I still miss you. I miss how we used to be. Talking all the time. Telling each other about everything. Being that pair of friends who are inseparable. Now look at us, we pass by each other and smile. But behind that simple smile is a thousand memories that we used to share that I will never be able to...
Ronald McDonalds crazy tail just killed Burger...
Mom says, “You’re grounded! You can’t go out!”
Normal teen’s reaction:
My reaction:
Mom says, “You’re grounded! NO COMPUTER!”
Normal teen’s reaction:
My reaction:
and then,
when someone talks to me when my favorite part of...
alcoholandoxygen:
gotta start the whole song over like
haha that gif
Watchjeremii:
Best “Say What?” in the history of Hannah Montana.
Reblog if you were born on your birthday.
nointroduction:
Woah, how’d you know?
Some things are only okay when you're with your...
a friend would just look at you and be awkward.
But best friend’s would join you and go all out.
THEM, forever.
trishanicolelovesyhuuu:
blackcrystals:
Guy: Do ya wanna play the firetruck game?
Girl: How do ya play?
Guy: I run my fingers (fire truck) up your legs and then you say red light when you want me to stop.
Girl: Ok, lets play.
*few seconds*
Girl: Red Light!
Guy: Firetrucks dont stop for red lights
