Mimi is a FOOL!
I reblog a picture of a “Fresh as F*ck” lanyard. After i reblog it she BOUGHT IT FOR HERSELF! I love her </3
Maybe the cutest thing ever
hiimlucyhale: I legit cried when I saw this. renelymescudi:
The person I reblogged this from should know that...
When my parents walk in during my Tumblr time
I switch to my safe tab and I’m like:
When you finally get comfortable in bed and your...
Sticking your middle finger up in pictures is...
I'd love to see myself from a boy's perspective.
Differences between friends & best friends
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, “It’s because you’re gay, isn’t it?”
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, “you will die in Seven days…”
FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, “Walk much, dumb ass?”
FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you’re okay when you’re crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, “Ha Ha, Loser!”
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, “Run, fucker, run!”
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, “That was awesome! Let’s do it again!”
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail again
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying “DAMN!” we messed up!
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried…just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, “My bad…here’s a tissue.”
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story…
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd’s ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME.”
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you’ve had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say “Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don’t waste!
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this :)
Whenever I start talking about music to my...
buddhistbabe: park-jaebeom: they’re just like Now my family does it too. =_=
Justin & Selena:
mellyfoshizzle: Me: OMGGGGG ^^ xD
Dear future husband,
When you propose to me, please don’t put the ring in my food because I guarantee I will eat that shit.
Reblog if you're a bboy/bgirl.
sharkclan: I want to follow some of you.
misterkhanh: The one that will always be there for you. The one that will wont cheat on you. The one that will love you forever. The one that will always listen to you when you need venting. the one that smells nicee, taste good and treats you good. That one is food. (:
3am phonecall: "Are you asleep?"
“NO NIGGUH I’M FUCKING SKYDIVING”
Reblog and i will ask you 3 question's in your ask...
A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Reblog if you're single, yet you always seem to...
thatbitchgotmustache: OMFG ALWAYS
This was along time ago and still in my head.
My cousin, Mimi, was on facebook at my house on my laptop and her chat was offline.
Me: Let's see who's online! *click on chat thing and Mimi's chat thing and it went online*
Mimi: NO NGOC ANH I DON'T WANT YOU TO TURN ME ON!
Me: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
Mom yells: *your name* can you come here for a...
misterkhanh: oreosandwich: fuckingatthedisco: shanyanava: this pic can’t get any more accurate than this. I feel like you’re watching me okay, this is my exact reaction ~wow r u guise watching ma lyfe~ Thiss^
Dear guy sitting next to me, I can see you copying...
Me having fun
When I'm supposed to be sleeping and I hear my...
misterkhanh: youjustwaitandsee: ^^^ THIS! :D