Tom's Best Pickup lines. EVER.
marrymeinparis: THE NOTES! :DD
He's waiting for her to text him first because...
kimmyluvsushi: She’s waiting for his text because shes too scared to text him first because she doesn’t want him to know that shes fallen for him hard.
A Vietnamese lady opened up a nail salon. She...
Do not mistake a person by their looks.
ohhshettheresa: a person could look innocent and actually not be one. or they could look like they’ve done many things, but actually be the most inexperienced one. looks could be very deceiving.
When I need to get pass I bee like "excuse me!"