My sister killed my puffer fishes.
Teacher: we're gonna get in groups an-
Me: no I hate people
It's not a real friendship without homosexual...
Dancing in the club:
simply-m3: Normal people: Me:
Me at school
me in my head: GET OUT OF MY WAY PEASANTS ONE FABULOUS BITCH COMING THRROUUUGGHH
me in reality: *awkwardly dodges people and trips into a wall*